Sculpture and The Billboard from Hell

サンタさんのひげとは何ですか？
Что такое борода Санта Клауса?
¿Qué es la barba de Santa Claus?
Kaj je Santa's brado?

What's in Santa's Beard? 

I think this billboard is funny and scary.
  

Having seen beards that entire fast food meals could disappear into only to reappear,
digging around in any beard, even Santa's, is unwise.
I want to know: "Who thought this was a good idea?"

That it's over an old time "hawg" motorcycle shop just makes it even funnier.

Happy Holidays.